I just witnessed the final performance episode of the American Idol this season and after listening to Adam Lambert dominate on the first two songs (sorry West coasters!) I then had to listen to listen to Kara DioSuckdi’s song “No Boundaries.” Allow me to paraphrase the lyrics for you: “Go higher, go deeper, you can make it through the pain.” “Climb mountains, survive hurricanes.”
I made it through some pain this season and her name was Kara.
Anyway, Married Brother thought all my criticism of Kara was unfounded, so I think it’s time we evaluate her performance. Let’s see what what America thought of Kara this season.
Top 13 Week
- On Jorge Nunez, Kara said: “You’re one of the most emotionally connected people.”
- On Jasmine Murray, Kara said: “You sold it – you have great stage presence.”
- On both, America said: “You’re not connecting on this stage anymore.”
Score: America 2, Kara 0
Top 11 Week
- On Alexis Grace, Kara said: “I think you lost your edge a bit.”
- On Alexis Grace, America said: “No thanks.”
Score: America 2, Kara 1
Top 10 Week
- On Michael Sarver, Kara said: “Who are you as an artist?”
- On Michael Sarver, America said: “No thanks.”
Score: America 2, Kara 2
Top 9 Week
- On Megan Joy, Kara said: “I really like you but I think you’re in trouble.”
- On Megan Joy, America said: “Goodbye.”
Score: Kara 3, America 2
Top 8 Week
- On Scott MacIntyre, Kara said: “I think you made some very smart decisions tonight.”
- On Scott MacIntyre, America said: “You did not make smart decisions.”
Score: America 3, Kara 3
Top 7 (Take 2) Week
- On Anoop Desai, Kara said: “It sounded like it could be on the radio.”
- On Lil Rounds, Kara said: “You’ve been every woman except yourself.”
- On both, America said: “Sayonara.”
Score: America 4, Kara 4
Top 5 Week
- On Matt Giraud, Kara said: “I appreciate the runs you put into that song.”
- On Matt Giraud, America said: “We did not appreciate the runs you put into that song.”
Score: America 5, Kara 4
Top 4 Week
- On Allison Iraheta, Kara said: “I see your personality in your performances.”
- On Allison Iraheta, America said: “We don’t want to see your personality anymore.”
Score: America 6, Kara 4
Top 3 Week
- On Danny Gokey, Kara said: “Stunning. Amazing.”
- On Danny Gokey, America said: “Go home you over-belting, wife-pimping, glasses-wearing loser!”
Score: America 7, Kara 4
Top 2 Week
- For a song, Kara said: “No Boundaries.”
- For a song, America said: “Time of My Life.” (Last year’s coronation song that was “chosen by America”).
Score: America 8, Kara 4
Tagged: America better get this right, American Idol, Idol, Judge Judy, Kara kills me
